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Crewneck Sweatshirts

I Like ’Em Long & Veiny Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Long, dramatic, and impossible to ignore. This playful design celebrates the gorgeous velvety leaves and striking silver veins of the Queen Anthurium in a vintage botanical style.

Hung Like a Hoya Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Long vines, twisted leaves, and blooms worth showing off. This delightfully suggestive design features a cascading Hoya compacta covered in waxy foliage and clusters of delicate pink flowers.

Climb Me Like a Moss Pole Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: For plant lovers who know that a little support can lead to impressive growth. This cheeky vintage-style design features a lush Monstera climbing a moss pole—complete with gripping aerial roots and plenty of personality.

Big Nodes Only Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Tiny nodes need not apply. Featuring a beautifully variegated Monstera albo cutting, a prominent propagation node, and one seriously impressive aerial root, this one is made for true plant collectors.

Buy or Pass V2 Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Second edition Buy or Pass design

Highly Fenestrated Monstera T-Shirt Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Serving splits, holes, and slightly elevated plant-parent energy. This cheeky vintage Monstera design is guaranteed to earn a second look from fellow plant lovers.

Thai One On Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Celebrate the creamy speckles of the Monstera Thai Constellation with a plant pun made for collectors who know every leaf is worth celebrating.

Show Me Your Node Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: A cheeky tribute to the most important part of any cutting. Perfect for Monstera lovers who always check for a node before they propagate.

Short King Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Long leaves, regal ripples and undeniable presence. This crowned King Anthurium design proves that short kings can still rule the entire jungle.

Propagate That Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: For plant parents who see every node as a new beginning. A playful design for anyone who can’t resist taking just one more cutting.

Long Petiole Energy Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Bright orange petioles and unmistakably bold energy. A playful Philodendron billietiae design for collectors who like their plants long and leggy.

High Maintenance Queen Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Dramatic, demanding and absolutely worth it. This Queen Anthurium design is for plant lovers who proudly embrace a little high-maintenance beauty.

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